i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me
here’s a better depiction
try this, actually
you think you’re gonna win this
Oh I don’t think. I know
petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever
yOU ARE 300% MY fUCKIGNGH BEST FREAONDGDD
My nugget aww
My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.
Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Sometimes I love my species. This is one of those times.
The sass is strong in Disney.
The truly magical moments of Disney.